Ever wonder what it would be like to get drunk with Mike Tyson? More specifically, ever think you’d have a chance to survive a round of drinks with Mike Tyson? Here’s your chance.
England’s The Star newspaper is giving away that very opportunity, encouraging readers to enter a contest that allows them to booze it up with Iron Mike. The possibilities are endless. A “Monster Mash” karaoke contest? Will you guys go to pick up British girls (the only people with worse teeth than Tyson, we might add). If you’re hanging out drunk with Mike Tyson, we think you should be able to pick a fight with anyone on the planet, save for, you know, another professional boxer.