National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on Muhammad Ali, Nolan Ryan, Dallas Cowboys and more
By Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (March 13, 2008) Doghouse Boxing
Warrick Dunn has expressed interest in playing for the Dallas Cowboys. Dunn is a perfect fit, as his name describes their recent playoff history.

Former Phillies reliever Mitch Williams was tossed out of his daughter's fifth grade basketball game for hurling insults at a female referee. It's the first time in memory that anything Williams hurled actually hit its target.

Nolan Ryan said that Major League Baseball ignored the problem with steroids. If Ryan were in charge, he would have treated the issue like Robin Ventura's face in a headlock.

Muhammad Ali was spotted at a recent Phoenix Suns basketball game. Or maybe it was a giant bobblehead doll.

And an Oregon urology clinic is offering a special deal on vasectomies to coincide with March Madness. So even if your team doesn't make the cut, you still can.

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