National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on Samuel Peter, March Madness, Pacers, The Heat and more


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National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on Samuel Peter, March Madness, Pacers, The Heat and more

By Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (March 14, 2008) Doghouse Boxing

March Madness is heating up. Dick Vitale's voice is already making those Head On commercials seem tolerable.

The Heat's Pat Riley was named the coach that players would least like to suit up for. Players all wanted to dress for Isiah Thomas, since they know how he treats employees that wear anything revealing.

Pacers owner Herb Simon announced "things are gonna change." And by "things" Simon means "season-ticket

holders."

Calvin Klein has offered Tom Brady a deal to appear in a high profile underwear campaign. Odd, everyone already has photos of Brady being undressed by the Giants' defense.

And Samuel Peter won the WBC Heavyweight title in Cancun. It was the first time in Cancun that the phrase "body shots" was used outside of a bar.

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