National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on Michael Jordan, Shawn Marion, Indiana Pacers, NFL and more
By Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (March 18, 2008) Doghouse Boxing
The Denver Nuggets set a franchise record for most points in a regulation game by downing the Seattle SuperSonics 168-116. We haven't seen anyone take a beating like that since Michael Jordan got divorced.

Miami forward Shawn Marion aggravated his sore back after backing his vehicle into a pole. Some people will do anything to avoid playing for the Heat.

Indiana Pacers Jamaal Tinsley and Marquis Daniels have avoided a trial on charges stemming from a 2007 bar fight. It's the Pacers first victory all season.

Canada earned a berth in the Olympic baseball tournament, defeating South Korea 4-3. The victory was particularly surprising since the Canadians were using hockey sticks.

And NFL Films has laid off nearly 10 percent of its workers. Luckily, the crew has already found jobs with the New England Patriots.

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