National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on March Madness, UNC, Dennis Kucinich, ESPN and more
By Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (March 20, 2008) Doghouse Boxing
March Madness is officially upon us. It's a fantastic time of year where offices everywhere get to find out who is the best at analyzing dumb luck.

After a tornado took place during their victory last week, Georgia is trying to recreate their luck by holding practice in a trailer park.

Of the four #1 seeds, UNC is the only one to graduate more than half its players. Turns out Memphis doesn't give degrees for missed free throws.

And even though a number one seed has never lost a first round game, 1% of ESPN users still picked Portland State over Kansas. Dennis Kucinich has a better chance of winning. Actually, 1% is also the number of those who voted for Kucinich.

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