Sports: Carlos Beltran, New England Patriots, Lou Holtz, Magic Johnson, Larry Brown covered by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)


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Carlos Beltran, New England Patriots, Lou Holtz, Magic Johnson, Larry Brown covered by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Produced by Steve Hofstetter, National Lampoon Sports (Nov 8, 2008) Doghouse Boxing

Carlos Beltran and David Wright of the Mets each won another Gold Glove. They're hoping to amass enough to barricade the bullpen door.

The New England Patriots have fired one of their cheerleaders after a series of racy photos popped up on her Facebook page. On the positive side, she now has 21 million Facebook friends.

Legendary college football coach Lou Holtz recently gave a 25-minute pep talk to the Chicago Bulls. That should really come in handy the next time they take the field against Notre Dame.

Magic Johnson reportedly cried all night long after Barack Obama beat John McCain to become the country's first African-American president. Granted, he also had the same reaction after watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

And the Knicks beat the Bobcats 101-98 to ruin Larry Browns return to Madison Square Garden. The only way the night could have been more satisfying for New Yorkers is if Isiah Thomas spontaneously combusted.

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