Sports: Joe Calzaghe, Roy Jones Jr, Barack Obama and more hit by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)


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Joe Calzaghe, Roy Jones Jr, Barack Obama and more hit by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Produced by Steve Hofstetter, National Lampoon Sports (Nov 10, 2008) Doghouse Boxing (Photo © Bob Kolb)

The Chicago White Sox have invited Barack Obama to throw the first pitch on opening day. The New York Mets have invited him to join their bullpen.

Willie Randolph has been named bench coach of the Brewers. The Mets are planning to call and congratulate him at 3:00 am tomorrow morning. To make Randolph feel like he's still managing the Mets, he'll get to coach the giant wieners.

Roy Jones Jr. was soundly outboxed by Joe Calzaghe at Madison Square Garden. When we heard an old has-been got humilated at the Garden, we thought the Knicks rehired Isiah Thomas.

And the Detroit Lions signed retired quarterback Daunte Culpepper. As if the Lions need any more help quitting.

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