Sports: Orlando Magic, Frank Gore, Jerry Jones, Swimming, Michael Vick hit by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)


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Orlando Magic, Frank Gore, Jerry Jones, Swimming, Michael Vick hit by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Produced by Steve Hofstetter, National Lampoon Sports (Nov 18, 2008) Doghouse Boxing

The Orlando Magic are offering reduced tickets this season to home school students. It seems like an appropriate promotion for a team that regularly gets schooled at home.

49ers star Frank Gore has been diagnosed with a mild neck tinge. The running back has blamed the injury on having to suddenly look away when Mike Singletary drops his pants.

Jerry Jones says he "absolutely" believes Dallas will make the playoffs. Unfortunately for football fans, he was referring to the Mavericks.

A 56-year-old woman plans to swim across the Atlantic Ocean. Because air travel has gotten just that ridiculous.

And Michael Vick has said he hopes to return to the NFL as early as next season. In fact, the troubled QB assured reporters he's been working like a dog.

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