Sports: Vince Young, Barry Bonds, Jack Wilson, Chicago Blackhawks, NASCAR and more hit by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)


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Vince Young, Barry Bonds, Jack Wilson, Chicago Blackhawks, NASCAR and more hit by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait, National Lampoon Sports (Dec 22, 2008) Doghouse Boxing

Vince Young is suing former major leaguer Enos Cabell for trying to use the initials "VY" and the nickname "Invinceable" to sell products without his permission. To retaliate, Young will be marketing products with the initials "EC" and the nickname "Irrelevant."

Barry Bonds recently told TMZ that he's still "not retired." Which is unfortunate because America is "not interested."

Pittsburgh Pirates star Jack Wilson said that to compete, the team needs more quality players. And steroids. And four outs per inning. And for other teams to forfeit.

Chicago is excited for the Blackhawks' hockey game at Wrigley Field next month. Though fans are being warned that it's going to be so cold, it will be what hell feels like when the Cubs win a World Series.

And NASCAR has announced it will begin testing its drivers for performance-enhancing substances in January. Drivers will be tested for 13 different narcotics, ten different barbiturates and seven varieties of moonshine.

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