|National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on the Red Sox, The Knicks, Yao Ming and much more
By Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (April 8, 2008) Doghouse Boxing
The Red Sox finally finished their three-nation road trip that logged 16,000 miles. If they traveled around anymore, they would have changed their name to the Boston Kenny Loftons.
North Carolina junior Tyler Hansbrough has been named the AP's college player of the year. Hansbrough was so excited about the news that he nearly blinked.
The injured Yao Ming may consult Chinese tradition to heal his foot, by incasing it in led.
And Knicks chief James Dolan is offering free food and soft drinks to everyone who attends New York's final home game. Fans should be leery, however, as the Knicks have been known to cause indigestion. If Dolan's food plan doesn't work, every tenth fan to attend next year's opener gets to play point guard.
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