National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on The Pope, Washington Nationals, Miguel Tejada, NBA Playoffs, Isiah Thomas and much more
Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (April 20, 2008) Doghouse Boxing  
Pope Benedict XVI held a mass for 46,000 worshippers at the new Nationals Park in Washington D.C. He was such a big draw, the Nationals have asked him to stay and play left field.

Houston Astros shortstop Miguel Tejada admitted to being 33, two years older than previously thought. Tejada's confession came just in time, as the team was about to cut him open and count his rings. And considering he'd been playing for Baltimore and Oakland, he doesn't have any rings.

The Atlanta Hawks are playing against the Boston Celtics in the first round of the NBA playoffs. Those playoffs are taking place in 1998.

And Isiah Thomas was fired as the Knicks head coach. There's no joke here, we just think that's awesome.

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