National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on Steroids, Roger Clemens, Alex Rodriguez, Mark Jackson, Jared Allen, John Smoltz and much more
By Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (April 24, 2008) Doghouse Boxing  
The New York Knicks admitted that Mark Jackson is on their wish list. Also on their wish list? A time machine.

Pro Bowl defensive end Jared Allen has been traded from Kansas City to the Minnesota Vikings. Allen is looking forward to his chance to be involved in a sex scandal.

John Smoltz has become the 16th player in major league history to join the 3,000 strikeout club. Or the 17th if you
count Reggie Jackson.

A new report suggests that the Cubs may have thrown the 1918 World Series. No word yet on their excuse for the last 90 years.

And Jose Canseco spent more than three hours with federal agents discussing the alleged steroid use of Roger Clemens, Miguel Tejada and Alex Rodriguez. It's the longest Canseco has ever gone without talking about himself.

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