National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on Roy Jones Jr, Joe Calzaghe, Bernard Hopkins, Pacman Jones and much more
By Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (April 25, 2008) Doghouse Boxing  
The Titans have finally agreed to trade Pacman Jones to the Cowboys. Dallas's strippers are thrilled.

The Dolphins will select Michigan offensive tackle Jake Long as their number one pick. Miami officials called the selection a no-brainer, which is exactly how much brain they've used on the rest of their personnel decisions.

Michigan offensive lineman Justin Boren will transfer to Ohio State, where he will then change his name to Judas

NBC has extended their deal with the NHL through the 2008-2009 season. Because they had eight dollars.

And fresh off defeating 43-year-old Bernard Hopkins, Joe Calzaghe is planning to fight 39-year-old Roy Jones. If that fight falls through, he'll be digging up Sugar Ray Robinson.

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