National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on Ozzie Guillen, Barry Zito, Rashard Mendenhall, Brett Favre and more


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National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) on Ozzie Guillen, Barry Zito, Rashard Mendenhall, Brett Favre and more

By Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (May 7, 2008) Doghouse Boxing

Ozzie Guillen lashed out at the media and at White Sox fans in a vulgar tirade. The only thing more vulgar than Guillen's tirade is how the White Sox have been playing.

Barry Zito will rejoin the Giants rotation, having not made a single relief appearance. Because he'd probably blow that, too.

Steelers first-round pick Rashard Mendenhall was robbed at gunpoint. The good news is that getting robbed and being treated unfairly will prepare him for life as a Pirates fan.

And a Wisconsin boy who wore a Brett Favre jersey everyday for four straight years has finally taken it off. Too bad – just three years shy of John Madden's record. When asked what he plans to do now, the boy said he might consider having a friend.

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