Sports: Caleb, Campbell, Alyssa, Milano, Congress, Brett, Favre, Warrick, Dunn covered by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)


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Caleb Campbell, Alyssa Milano, Congress, Brett Favre, Warrick Dunn covered by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

By Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (July 25, 2008) Doghouse Boxing

NFL draft pick Caleb Campbell will not get a chance to play for the Detroit Lions because of a change in military policy. The US Army felt Campbell would be safer in Iraq than in a war zone like Detroit.

Alyssa Milano says she's done dating baseball players. Because she ran out of them.

Most baseball fans are against Congress and the government getting involved in the league's steroid problems. But we're all okay having the Feds bail out the National League West.

Investigations are still underway about whether Brett Favre used a Packers-issued cell phone to contact the Vikings. Chances are he didn't, because Minnesota is a whole state away, and the Packers use Sprint.

And Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Warrick Dunn is working on his first book. Some day, he might read a second one, too.

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