Sports: Carl Pavano, Olympics, Water Polo, China, Joe Gibbs Racing covered by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)


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Carl Pavano, Olympics, Water Polo, China, Joe Gibbs Racing covered by National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

By Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait (Aug 26, 2008) Doghouse Boxing

Carl Pavano won his first game all season in a convincing 5-3 victory over the Orioles. The veteran righthander looked so impressive that Alyssa Milano might start returning his calls.

The U.S. Embassy criticized the Chinese government for its lack of tolerance. The embassy said that tolerance is both the key to democracy and the reason the Knicks are still in the league.

Americans lost the gold medal match to Hungary in water polo. If your not familiar with the sport, it is very cruel to the horses.

China wants the world to know that its athletes are old enough to compete. And they'll tell everyone as soon as the girls can say their first words.

And NASCAR has suspended seven members of Joe Gibbs Racing. Apparently, they tested positive for teeth.

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